I am a momma and this is what I do

I was thinking to myself the other day how motherhood has changed me/my lifestyle..

1. I multi-task because I HAVE to.
[I must add that alot more can be done in 30 minutes than I ever imagined]
2. Nursery rhymes and mothergoose is what I sing and play all day.
3. I subconsciously speak baby language (even if I don't want to).
4. There are random toys around the house. On the window ledge, next to my bed, in the bathroom, on the computer desk, on the couch.
5. I discovered new muscles.
6. I no longer need petite handbags.
7. I hold my breath and sometimes tip-toe around the house.
8. The TV volume is too loud all the time.
9. I am losing my hair (from the tugging and maybe hormones)
10. I head straight to the children's department in the mall.
11. I stand for long periods of time in my presently uninspiring kitchen to make baby food.
12. Dinner dates are a thing of the past these days. (until I find a possible sitter to be home whilst Lucas sleeps at night)
13. Car rides have become therapeutic.
14. I learn to dress to go out in under 5 minutes.
15. Me-time feels extra special.
16. I examine poop.