I am going to eat you

I don't normally eat the fortune cookies @ Chinese restaurants. Don't ask me why. I am not sure too.

Maybe because by the time I sight these cookies I would have already stuffed myself silly with greasy Chinese food and cannot take in anything else.

Maybe because a part of me believes they stock up so much of these cookies they may have expired their edible life.

Anyhow, it being my birthday yesterday where I turn a significant age, ahem, I decided to open the cookie and read my fortune.

"The time is suitable for long range plans and goals."

At least it was legible.